I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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