I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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