I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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