ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
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i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
i think im in europe. pls send help
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