the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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