dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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