he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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