bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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