i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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