I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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