It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize