Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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