Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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