i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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