do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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