I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize