I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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