So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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