I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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