How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
im about as happy as oj after his trial
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We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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