so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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