Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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