Apparently you make a good broom.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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