I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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