Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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