You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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