I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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