called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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