Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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