: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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