im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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