Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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