Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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