Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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