Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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