Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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