Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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