what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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