I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Less talking, more tequila
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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