Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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