I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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