Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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