Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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