let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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