Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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