Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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