I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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