I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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