I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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