I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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